Funny Rubber Duck Jokes

At the mall today i saw a toddler gnawing on a small rubber duck.

Funny rubber duck jokes.

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Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields. 64 of them in fact. The quack of dawn. Enjoy these funny duck jokes and puns that will make you and your kids laugh.

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Let s quack this case. This collection is one of many from our huge collection of animal jokes which includes bird jokes. Sourced from reddit twitter and beyond. She too pity on it and cleaned it off with a kleenex.

There a few idioms phrases relating to ducks that could be used as duck puns with the right context. Duck jokes and puns. Visitor s very funny weird duck joke a woman taking a walk in the woods was surprised to have a small white duck covered in shit waddle into her path looking mighty distressed. What time does a duck wake up in the morning.

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